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The Smith Shack
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Jonathan |
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10/8/2007 8:21 PM |
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My intentions with this blog are to occasionally post something. Topics will range from crazy stuff I've seen or read to theological rants to important news of the day. I hope myriads of readers will find it riveting. Well... enjoy it for what it's worth.
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By Jonathan on
6/11/2009 1:54 AM
Tragedy has struck? Tragedy struck? Tragedy strikes again? Hmm... me conjugating verbs. Not something I usually get stuck on, but 'Tragedy has struck' sounds weird.
Anyway... a couple weeks ago...
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By Jonathan on
6/11/2009 1:20 AM
More dialectical contradictions, again from http://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=3076.
Economic justice:
America is capitalist and greedy - yet...
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By Jonathan on
6/8/2009 8:31 PM
the following poem(?)....
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By Jonathan on
4/3/2009 11:22 AM
The Man Rules
These are the rules!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the
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By Jonathan on
4/1/2009 8:15 PM
MONTHLY STATEMENT OF THE PUBLIC DEBT
OF THE UNITED STATES
FEBRUARY 28, 2009
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By Jonathan on
4/1/2009 8:00 PM
More simple math:
President Obama's projected deficit for 2009 is $1,750,000,000,000.
For comparison, President George Bush's worst year, which included last years bailout bills, was $500,000,000,000 (slightly less, but I'm not a picky person).
There are approximately 300,000,000 people in the....
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By Jonathan on
3/29/2009 7:31 AM
Two women meet at a playground, where their children are swinging and playing ball. The women are sitting on a bench watching. Eventually, they begin to talk.
W1: Hi. My name is Maggie. My kids are the three in red shirts -- helps me keep track of them.
W2: (Smiles) I'm Terri. Mine are in the pink and yellow shirts. Do you come here a lot?
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By Jonathan on
2/5/2009 5:34 PM
Ok, here's some simple math.
The proposed 'stimulus' bill is $900,000,000,000.
Of that, less than $300,000,000,000 would potentially go into effect this year (yet it's an EMERGENCY!)
There are approximately 300,000,000 people in the US legally.
Now, this is where the math gets tricky... and I mean really tricky...
900,000,000,000 divided by 300,000,000 is 3,000.
That means that this 'stimulus' bill is worth $3000 for every legal US resident (approximately).
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By Jonathan on
1/28/2009 1:35 PM
We do have snow! This was a good snowstorm... we've got over six inches of snow on the ground and it looks like it'll stick around for most of the week.
Laurel went out this morning and got a few pictures. Here's a wildly cropped and resized one for a thumbnail:
and a few more: There's a cardinal in this tree... kinda hard to spot. Enjoy!
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By Jonathan on
1/23/2009 12:55 AM
DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your soda across the room, denting the freshly-painted part which you had carefully set in the corner where nothing could get to it. WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprints and hard-earned calluses from fingers in about the time it takes you to say,' What...
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